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moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

coolmacncheese:

I spent almost the whole afternoon making this
I’m so proud

coolmacncheese:

I spent almost the whole afternoon making this

I’m so proud

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

I spent almost the whole afternoon making this
I’m so proud

I spent almost the whole afternoon making this

I’m so proud

avasdemoncookbook:

Drink Recipe:
Wrathia’s Cursed Wine
Ingredients
 (those marked with an X are needed for the Virgin version of the drink):
The Wine:
2 to 3 Cups Red Wine of your choice (I recommend using a dry red wine, like Grenache.)
3 cups Sparkling Wine of your choice
1 to 2 of each: Lemons, Apples, Mangoes, Peaches, Oranges, and Watermelon, Strawberries, and Pitted Cherries.*
A shot of Peach Brandy** 
2 to 3 cups Grape Juice X
3 cups Sparkling Apple Juice or Water X
A shot of Maple Syrup** X
The Curse (Spice Syrup) **:
2 cups Water
1 cup Sugar
4 or 5 Star Anise Pods
2 Whole Cinnamon Sticks
A one inch cube of Ginger
Procedure:
In a relatively small saucepan, combine your water, sugar, anise pods, cinnamon sticks, and ginger. Bring this mixture to a simmer over medium-high heat, and boil it until it is reduced by about a third and has become a slightly syrupy mixture. This should take about 15 to 20 minutes. Let the syrup cool, and then strain it into a glass jar or small airtight container.
In a large jar with a lid***, or a large pitcher with a lid, pour your red wine or grape juice, and your sparkling wine or sparkling apple juice or sparkling water. Take your oranges and lemons, half them, squeeze them into the container, and then throw the squeezed halves in. 
Take your other fruits, cut them into 1-inch chunks,  and add them to the mixture. Put in berries as is. Pour about 1/4 of a cup of your spice syrup into the mixture. If you want a sweeter wine, pour in more. 
If you wish, add Peach Brandy or Maple Syrup.
Stir to make sure everything is evenly distributed in the container.
Let this sit in your fridge for about 24 hours.
Serve cold, with spoons.
Alternatively, bottle it up, poison your share, and down it, because you will be no tyrant’s prisoner.
Enjoy your soul being attached to the next creature that comes to life, warrior!
* Alternatively, you can use different fruits and berries that you like, or what’s in season. The fresher the fruit, the better. You don’t have to use everything on the list, or you can add more. It’s really all just preference; however, I recommend getting a decent variety of fruits and such into the wine.
**Optional, but highly recommended for an extra kick. For a no-sugar version of the Spice Syrup, you can alternatively just let the spices brew with the wine itself. This works best if you have a permeable bag that can hold the spices, or don’t mind the spices floating around when you serve it. Either way, I would toast the spices a few minutes on a pan to get the natural oils out. 
***I’d get a big jar, to be honest. Keeps the carbonation from the sparkling wine/apple juice/water in the drink.

avasdemoncookbook:

Drink Recipe:

Wrathia’s Cursed Wine

Ingredients

(those marked with an X are needed for the Virgin version of the drink):

The Wine:

  • 2 to 3 Cups Red Wine of your choice (I recommend using a dry red wine, like Grenache.)
  • 3 cups Sparkling Wine of your choice
  • 1 to 2 of each: Lemons, Apples, Mangoes, Peaches, Oranges, and Watermelon, Strawberries, and Pitted Cherries.*
  • A shot of Peach Brandy** 
  • 2 to 3 cups Grape Juice X
  • 3 cups Sparkling Apple Juice or Water X
  • A shot of Maple Syrup** X

The Curse (Spice Syrup) **:

  • 2 cups Water
  • 1 cup Sugar
  • 4 or 5 Star Anise Pods
  • 2 Whole Cinnamon Sticks
  • A one inch cube of Ginger

Procedure:

  1. In a relatively small saucepan, combine your water, sugar, anise pods, cinnamon sticks, and ginger. Bring this mixture to a simmer over medium-high heat, and boil it until it is reduced by about a third and has become a slightly syrupy mixture. This should take about 15 to 20 minutes. Let the syrup cool, and then strain it into a glass jar or small airtight container.
  2. In a large jar with a lid***, or a large pitcher with a lid, pour your red wine or grape juice, and your sparkling wine or sparkling apple juice or sparkling water. Take your oranges and lemons, half them, squeeze them into the container, and then throw the squeezed halves in. 
  3. Take your other fruits, cut them into 1-inch chunks,  and add them to the mixture. Put in berries as is. Pour about 1/4 of a cup of your spice syrup into the mixture. If you want a sweeter wine, pour in more. 
  4. If you wish, add Peach Brandy or Maple Syrup.
  5. Stir to make sure everything is evenly distributed in the container.
  6. Let this sit in your fridge for about 24 hours.
  7. Serve cold, with spoons.
  8. Alternatively, bottle it up, poison your share, and down it, because you will be no tyrant’s prisoner.

Enjoy your soul being attached to the next creature that comes to life, warrior!

Alternatively, you can use different fruits and berries that you like, or what’s in season. The fresher the fruit, the better. You don’t have to use everything on the list, or you can add more. It’s really all just preference; however, I recommend getting a decent variety of fruits and such into the wine.

**Optional, but highly recommended for an extra kick. For a no-sugar version of the Spice Syrup, you can alternatively just let the spices brew with the wine itself. This works best if you have a permeable bag that can hold the spices, or don’t mind the spices floating around when you serve it. Either way, I would toast the spices a few minutes on a pan to get the natural oils out. 

***I’d get a big jar, to be honest. Keeps the carbonation from the sparkling wine/apple juice/water in the drink.

avasdemoncookbook:

Meal Recipe:
Lava Curry
Special Tools
Slow Cooker (optional)
Ingredients
Two Boxes S&B Golden Curry* (Hot)
**One Onion (Medium to Large)
About 3 Small Potatoes of your choice 
3 Large Carrots
Beef Chuck Roast (3 to 5 pounds)
1 Lemon**
Procedure
Slow Cooker:
Take onions, potatoes, carrots, and roast, and cut them into large, but bite-sized chunks. Break up curry blocks. Take everything except your lemons, put them into your slow cooker. Add just enough water to cover the ingredients. Turn your slow cooker on low, and leave it for about 6-8 hours. Then serve over a bed of your choosing***, or plain. 
Slice lemon into slices about 3/4ths of a CM thick. Garnish curry with lemon slice, and squeeze juice of slice into curry if you want a slightly stronger lemony taste.
Enjoy!
Saucepan:
Take onions, potatoes, carrots, and roast, and cut them into large, but bite-sized chunks. Break up curry blocks.
Take onions, potatoes, carrots, and roast, and put them into a medium to large saucepan along with 2 tablespoons of cooking oil. Cook over medium-high heat until your onions are slightly browned.
Add 8 to 11 cups of water to the saucepan, depending on how thin or thick you want your curry sauce. Bring it to a boil, then reduce your heat to low. Cover the saucepan, and let it cook until the vegetables are done.
Take your pan off of the heat, and put in your broken curry blocks. Stir until they are completely dissolved, and then put the pan back on the heat. Let it simmer, and then reduce until the sauce reaches the consistency that you want.
Serve over a bed of your choosing***, or plain. 
Slice lemon into slices about 3/4ths of a CM thick. Garnish curry with lemon slice, and squeeze juice of slice into curry if you want a slightly stronger lemony taste.
Let the warmth of this curry soak into you like a nice, long, lava bath!
Enjoy! This pairs well with Cursed Wine, but I bet you’ve already had a bottle, haven’t you?
* Two things.One:This is a pretty simple Japanese curry, and these boxes are available in the international aisle in most grocery stores. If it isn’t in the international aisle, check a local Asian Grocery. You can use other brands, but this is just my preferred boxed roux. Two: Despite saying HOT on the box, this curry is pretty tame. More than anything, it’s warm, yet spicy. Don’t expect it to be super-duper, actual lava hot.
** From where these stars begin to where they end is pretty much all optional. Curry is one of the most diverse dishes, and can be served with pretty much anything. If you don’t eat meat, don’t put in beef. Don’t like veggies, take out the veg. Don’t like anything? Go wild! You can make scrambled eggs and serve them with your curry, and it’s great! Here’s Coco Ichibanya’s menu, which has plenty ideas of what you can serve with your curry! (As someone who ate there nearly every day for three years when living in Japan, I can vouch that literally everything on their menu is heavenly. (Psst. Pork tonkatsu is my favorite.))
*** Beds can be really diverse, and act as a sort of neutralizer to the very potent flavor of the curry itself! I recommend pretty much every kind of rice, ramen noodles, spaghetti or other types of cooked pasta, or such similar food stuffs.

avasdemoncookbook:

Meal Recipe:

Lava Curry

Special Tools

  • Slow Cooker (optional)

Ingredients

  • Two Boxes S&B Golden Curry* (Hot)
  • **One Onion (Medium to Large)
  • About 3 Small Potatoes of your choice 
  • 3 Large Carrots
  • Beef Chuck Roast (3 to 5 pounds)
  • 1 Lemon**

Procedure

Slow Cooker:

  1. Take onions, potatoes, carrots, and roast, and cut them into large, but bite-sized chunks. Break up curry blocks. Take everything except your lemons, put them into your slow cooker. Add just enough water to cover the ingredients. Turn your slow cooker on low, and leave it for about 6-8 hours. Then serve over a bed of your choosing***, or plain. 
  2. Slice lemon into slices about 3/4ths of a CM thick. Garnish curry with lemon slice, and squeeze juice of slice into curry if you want a slightly stronger lemony taste.
  3. Enjoy!

Saucepan:

  1. Take onions, potatoes, carrots, and roast, and cut them into large, but bite-sized chunks. Break up curry blocks.
  2. Take onions, potatoes, carrots, and roast, and put them into a medium to large saucepan along with 2 tablespoons of cooking oil. Cook over medium-high heat until your onions are slightly browned.
  3. Add 8 to 11 cups of water to the saucepan, depending on how thin or thick you want your curry sauce. Bring it to a boil, then reduce your heat to low. Cover the saucepan, and let it cook until the vegetables are done.
  4. Take your pan off of the heat, and put in your broken curry blocks. Stir until they are completely dissolved, and then put the pan back on the heat. Let it simmer, and then reduce until the sauce reaches the consistency that you want.
  5. Serve over a bed of your choosing***, or plain. 
  6. Slice lemon into slices about 3/4ths of a CM thick. Garnish curry with lemon slice, and squeeze juice of slice into curry if you want a slightly stronger lemony taste.
  7. Let the warmth of this curry soak into you like a nice, long, lava bath!

Enjoy! This pairs well with Cursed Wine, but I bet you’ve already had a bottle, haven’t you?

* Two things.One:This is a pretty simple Japanese curry, and these boxes are available in the international aisle in most grocery stores. If it isn’t in the international aisle, check a local Asian Grocery. You can use other brands, but this is just my preferred boxed roux. Two: Despite saying HOT on the box, this curry is pretty tame. More than anything, it’s warm, yet spicy. Don’t expect it to be super-duper, actual lava hot.

** From where these stars begin to where they end is pretty much all optional. Curry is one of the most diverse dishes, and can be served with pretty much anything. If you don’t eat meat, don’t put in beef. Don’t like veggies, take out the veg. Don’t like anything? Go wild! You can make scrambled eggs and serve them with your curry, and it’s great! Here’s Coco Ichibanya’s menu, which has plenty ideas of what you can serve with your curry! (As someone who ate there nearly every day for three years when living in Japan, I can vouch that literally everything on their menu is heavenly. (Psst. Pork tonkatsu is my favorite.))

*** Beds can be really diverse, and act as a sort of neutralizer to the very potent flavor of the curry itself! I recommend pretty much every kind of rice, ramen noodles, spaghetti or other types of cooked pasta, or such similar food stuffs.

raezing:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

That feeling that you’re going to be spending a hell of a lot of money…

wearehavingsofttacoslater:

lordflacko91:

This would come in handy with road trips with friends

if by “road trips with friends” you mean the end of times.

briangefrich:

thequietmaniacinthecorner:

teabq:

socialworkgradstudents:

missknotty:

gameofreferences:

Michele Carragher, the head embroider on Game of Thrones, made this awesome tutorial to show how she created the dragonscale fabric that appears on several of Daenarys’ costumes in S3 and S4.

Ms. Carragher says that the dragonscale fabric was created because “In season 3 the Costume Designer Michele Clapton wanted a Dragonscale like textured embroidery that starts to emerge on three of Daenery’s costumes, which becomes heavier and more pronounced, growing and evolving as the season progresses” (Carragher).

In stages 9-11 of the tutorial we see how the textile evolves from lightly to heavily embellished. This progression is meant to illustrate Daenarys’ personal growth and the growth of her dragons (source).

Here’s a link to Ms. Carragher’s website.

WOW!

Don’t care about Game of Thrones but that shit is cool

I didn’t learn about sewing as much as I learned that, no matter what she currently gets, Ms Carragher isn’t paid enough.

Fuck

This is amazing and breathtaking.

The Best of Hipster Edits

jawslightning:

deviantchildren:

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Some of those just really made my life that much more fulfilling..

*GASP* MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTED PATRICK!!!!

vixyish:

yondamoegi:

dreamsofjade:

hoganddice:

captkylej:

themaskednegro:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatarefrogs:

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.
But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.
If he looked like this
I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”
Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.
A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

ALL OF THIS.

vixyish:

yondamoegi:

dreamsofjade:

hoganddice:

captkylej:

themaskednegro:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatarefrogs:

JonTron just linked this image as an example of how men are stereotyped and exploited in video games I’m literally laughing out loud holy shit

for anyone who still doesn’t get it notice the background please

Fun fact: topless slave girls are COLLECTIBLES in this game.

See, the problem is that the guys objectification is empowering. You’re empowered because you’re taking advantage of the other objectified people.

Also, can my followers who like guys please comment on whether or not they find this guy sexually attractive?

nah, too much muscle. Muscle is hard… I want something soft to rest my head on! :P the only guy that i’ve ever been attracted to who has looked like this is Jason Momoa. 

I personally like muscles. I adore them. They fascinate me.

But this Conan doesn’t look sexually attractive. He looks like he’s gonna kill me - he’s intimidating and forceful. I’d better stay away from him.

If he looked like this

I’d say “Well, hello sexy.”

Objectification and sexualization don’t really depend on character’s looks, even if they use it to objectificate and sexualize. They depend on character’s purpose and agency.

A girl character can run around with her titties exposed but still could be not sexualized.

Just my 2 cents

ALL OF THIS.

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rinichanneko:

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lie-a-dream:

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versoseprosa:

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

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I’m not that much of a Teen Titans guy but gosh this is really cool

SCREEEEEEEECH

come back on my blog 

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